How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
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