How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do cows like to dance to?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
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