Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
The Judicial Branch.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why is summer always sad?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's the world's weakest animal?
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