What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?