Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
The Judicial Branch.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
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