Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's the scariest letter?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
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