Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a small mom?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
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