Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?