What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why are books always so angry?