Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call siblings who love math?
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