Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do some people love eating snails?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
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