Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?