What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What is the most adorable season?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do you call a vacation at home?