Why are computers so good at golf?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?