What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
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