What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is another name for a cow?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?