Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why was the math book sad?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?