Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do ducks have for lunch?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?