Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?