Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What table can you never sit at?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why is the piano so hard to open?