Why was the computer cold at work?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What does an evil hen lay?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?