What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How does a witch play loud music?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
It's allergy season again?
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