Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Do dads always snore?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What do you call a flying police officer?