Why are goats so funny?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why do vampires always look sick?