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Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

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What's a frog's favorite sport?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

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What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?