What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do ducks have for lunch?