Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?