What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?