On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do bees say in the summer?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?