What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What do you call the dog magician?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?