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My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

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I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

How does a barber get to work?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Which plant has the best roar?

What time of day was Adam created?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?