What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?