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Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Who invented fractions?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?