What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why was the math book sad?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?