Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?