Why do cats always get what they want?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What kind of store would a dog own?