Why did he change his bike's tires?
It was time for retirement!
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How do fireflies start a race?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
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