Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?