Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What kind of books do boats write?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What's a pastor's favorite city?