Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Do dads always snore?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?