What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
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