Why are baseball players so good at math?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Do dads always snore?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do naked fish play with?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why is grass so dangerous?