What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What does a dog say before eating?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do you call octopus twins?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why did the airplane get grounded?