What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?