What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Where do birds go to drink?

When do mice play every day?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do eggs say after a long day at work?