How do you get kids to do something?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

A book just fell on my head.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?