Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
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