Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
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