Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
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