What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

How long will dinner be?