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Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Where do chips wear socks?