What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you call stolen cheese?