What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
The symbol.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What is the definition of Robin?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
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