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What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?