What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why is furniture so generous?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?