What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why are stones so good at music?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

How do you talk to a giant?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?