Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?