Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
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