What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?