What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What does the sun drink out of?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What is another name for a cow?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?