Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why was the bud so shy?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?