Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do bees get to school?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
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