What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
Families are like fudge.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
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