What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
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