Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call two birds in love?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?