What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Where was Noah born?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where do cows go for lunch?
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