What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why was the cat so small?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did March say to the madness?
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