What does a dog say before eating?
Bone appetit!
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What shape is bad at driving?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where do books sleep?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
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