What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Where do books sleep?

What do insects learn at school?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?