What does a dog say before eating?
Bone appetit!
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why do cows wear bells?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
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