Why are puppies so flexible?

What nationality are most fish?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you do when two snails fight?