What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What birds make average students?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Where do vampires keep their money?