In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

How long do chickens work?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What's black and white and goes around and around?