Where do hands go on vacation?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do elves learn in school?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Bears love exotic cars.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?