Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?