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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What do you call a short cow?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?