What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why was the broom late for school?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why do plants hate algebra?