What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What are the strongest days of the week?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What is a robot's favorite snack?