Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why is a doctor always calm?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

How do you wash a lamb?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?