Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Which state has the best streets?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where can you always get cheap gas?