What do snowmen eat for lunch?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What do you call a tired tree?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?