Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?