What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Where do ants go to eat?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What kind of water does an angel like?