Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

How long will dinner be?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?