Why did the window need an aspirin?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which animal is the most religious?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What building always gets stains on it?