Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How do you arrest a pig?
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