Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
Where do hamsters come from?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why are goats so funny?
What do bees say in the summer?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
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