Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How was the wedding?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
When do astronauts eat?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How do automobiles fly?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
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