What animal always goes to heaven?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What do insects learn at school?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?