How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why do two skunks argue?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why did the fish blush?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?