Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why do bees gossip?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Which insect makes the best father?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?