Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do you call a hairless poodle?