What sport is always getting in trouble?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

How did the tree get lost?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

How do you raise a baby elephant?