Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?