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Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

How does a cow do math?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Do dads always snore?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?