Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What's a forklift?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?