How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why are grandkids so great?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Where do mermaids see movies?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Where do actors go to pray?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why was the horse so happy?