Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

How is life like toilet paper?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?