What did the stair machines call each other?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Where do airplanes go shopping?