My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the rug say to the floor?

What do trees keep as a pet?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What sweet treat never panics?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?