Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why is laughter the best medicine?