What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

How does dinner smell?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Did you take the patient's temperature?