Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

How do you send a message in the forest?