Where do automobiles have picnics?

How does a barber get to work?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why was the musician arrested?