Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What day is your mom always right?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?