Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Families are like fudge.

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Did you know that felines don't bite?