Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
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Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
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