Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?