Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What condiment has wings?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
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