Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
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