Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
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Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
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What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call siblings who love math?
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What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
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