Can February March?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What is blue and not heavy?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

How much money does a skunk have?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

How does a cow do math?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?