Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
Can February March?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How much money does a skunk have?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How does a cow do math?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
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