Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

How does dinner smell?

Why are baseball games at night?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?