What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Which state has the best streets?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?