What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?