What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?