What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Where do polar bears vote?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What is the most adorable season?