What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

How long do chickens work?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?