Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Which relative loves rice?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?