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What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

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What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

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Why did the turkey join the band?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Which animal loves to have a good time?