What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What are you studying in math?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?