Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

How does a barber get to work?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What game do cows play at parties?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why did the lamb cross the road?