I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Where do horses reside?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What shape is bad at driving?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?