Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
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