Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What's the holiest insect?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?