How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?