Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
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