Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?