Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
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