What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What did autumn say to summer?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?