What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Round robins.
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What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
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Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
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