What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you call a baby monkey?