Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do Scottish toads play?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?