Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What do you say to a really good barista?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Which plant has the best roar?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What school subject really rocks?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?