Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What's a bat's favorite game?
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