Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What is the most adorable season?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Where would you put an injured insect?