What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Where does laundry go to college?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?