Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What's good for both poker and theater?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?