What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?