What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Where do books sleep?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Which dogs love to study science?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?